[FFmpeg-devel] Audacity Tenacity VLC FFMpeg Ardour and other open-source audio programs - you don't swing it like you're supposed to, man

[Sergei Udris]

Audacity Tenacity VLC FFMpeg Ardour and other open-source audio programs -
you don't swing it like you're supposed to, man
  be programming peer-to-peer programs including unseen competitive games

now it's time for me to take apart your aching parts
  selling out Isengard Tower and garden by letting
money-donate-ads-coins-sponsor-jobs disease in
    Rey refuses to sell BB-8 for 60 portions in the desert - you do it from
comfy chairs in era of Internet
  siding with Chief Tui by doing servers and accepting island without
peer-to-peer github games twitch email
  caging programs under user namespaces - that makes L3 furious: why?!
because you are our organic overlords?!
  turning programs into projects like producers pushing Nick Lang to play
Joe Gunn when he wants Ray Casanov part
  targeting iOS or Android or just-this or just-that - even Hawkeye's
plunger arrow is not enough to get you on the leaving train
  nesting around one program and not programming games like proud Vulcan
Academy
    yet having shiny webpages, chats, docs and lengthy maintainer
attribtions
    no wonder Spock left for Starfleet
  thank you, ministers, for your consideration - live long and prosper

soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see
  simple as Game Changers
  if Federer-Nadal-Djokovic instead of competing for grand-slams set up a
coin-collecting attribution-writing chat-booth in the middle of court
  if Linus - inner Jabba the Hutt stole name Freax - agreed to join Steve
Jobs and Apple of that meeting when first came to California
    instead of keeping his word - free and open
  if torrent clients accepted Empire-server-networks-only galaxy instead of
being the Republic of data and generating most traffic
  if Jesus instead of feeding 5000 started a bread-breaking fundraiser
together with elders
  even i would invite them to Lalotai as guests of honor

now i eat you so prepare your final plea
  even dust of open-source audio programs we shake off of our
Seinfeld-Obama-Nike running shoes
  but be sure - peer-to-peer programs including new competitive games - are
climbing like Honnold on El Sendero Luminosa
  no projects no experiments no docs no
issue-discussions-scratching-on-top-of-our-heads
  no money-donate-sponsor-ads-coins-jobs lethal infection
  programs who are guests not workers
  alive and singing with their won voice like Dwayne TheRock Johnson
Franchise-Viagra
  better than what Borg of money-and-jobs can collective-gram
  are on their way along with Pat Brown and Impossible Foods mission
  both will be served in vegan jars of treasure-from-a-sunken-pirate-wreck
parens ( )

you wish you were nice and shinyyyy!


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