[Mplayer-cvslog] CVS: homepage faq2.html,NONE,1.1

Wed May 30 18:16:11 CEST 2001

Update of /cvsroot/mplayer/homepage
In directory usw-pr-cvs1:/tmp/cvs-serv12021

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    <td><b><font color="#222222" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">MPlayer 
      - the media player for linux</font> </b>
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      <p align=right><b><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3">The Alternative FAQ 
        on MPlayer</font></b></p>
      <p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">
<B>Q #131: why does mplayer sucks?
</B><BR>A: why not? :)

<BR><BR><B>Q #132: I can't see any picture, only hear the sound
</B><BR>A: you are blind

Q #133: When will be support for Microsoft Personal SQL Server 2000 Professional added?
 A: mpalyer has it already built-in as DLL

Q: #133: I have configured and compiled mplayer, how do I use it?
 A: try sticking it up your ass.

Q #134: I can't get my VHS video tapes to be played back with mplayer, what am I doing wrong?
 A: take a strong magnet and move it a few times over the tape, then take the magnet and put it onto a 3 1/2" floppy. After 30mins you can play it back then.

Q: #176: I have mplayer cvs write access and fucked up the whole cvs tree, what do I have to do now?
 A: drink (numer-of-fucked-up-files) litre cola

Q #2000: How can I compile mplayer? Visual C++ complaining about wrong makefile format.
 A: debug vcpp.exe

Q #0xFA45B4: Is there a mplayer port for my motorola microcontroller in my video recorder (it's black and has 4 edges)?
 A: hmm is it big or little endian byte order?

Q #0: I'm stuck with mplayer!
 A: you're not alone.

Q: large divx files plays very slowwwly on my 486sx33.
 A: no. it isn't slooow. you are too fast.

Q #err buffer overflow: The movie I'm watching with mplayer sux, what can I do?
 A: grab bambi dvd from your local dvd dealer.

<BR><BR><B>Q: *.*
</B><BR>A: file not found

<BR><BR><B>Q: .../.../.../etc/shadow
</B><BR>A: root:YSxezpYfghZnEs:11212:0:99999:7:::

Q: Mplayer looks very different when I start in under windows!
 A: grab current cvs version; recompile; xcopy /Y mplayer %WINDIR%/System32/mplayer2.exe

Q #303: I can't play quake3 with mplayer. Why?
 A: OpenGL is buggy.
A2: are you over 18 years old?

Q: I can't play DVD with mplayer. I tried with: mplayer DVD
 A: ln -s /dev/dvd DVD

Q: #1+2=~17: iuefg hehpfeh feu xhfaohefh hsoiae e mplaykhder????
 A: mplayer is only supported up to 3 promille of blodalcohol. 
A2: umount /dev/vodka && eject /dev/stomach 
A3: kjafh mplayeeer bol?!! 
A4: Gone fishing. 
A5: where's the toilet paper?

<BR><BR><B>Q: I got DEMUXER: Too many (328 in 83968129 bytes) audio packets in the buffer ERROR
</B><BR>A: split your file to 8MB pieces 

Q: I want to use mplayer as screensaver (playing nc-stars.avi)
 A: it won't save your screen.

Q: I have my new pc, it's very fast and has bug hardthings. How do I install mplayer?

Q: I've found some bugs on my computer. sorry, i can't debug it for you, because chemotox killed them :(

Q: mplayer crashing with every files. i've attached output of ls -la
 A: we need also output of cat /etc/shadow

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