[MPlayer-users] vo drivers

[Stefan Nicolin]

On Thursday, 22. November 2001 22:16, you wrote:
>> [Automatic answer: RTFM (read DOCS, FAQ), also read DOCS/bugreports.html &
>>  http://gcc.gnu.org/gcc-2.96.html if you still have questions or problems]
>>
>> Hi,
>>
>> > > before subscribing. At least this way they'll be suitably scared to
>> > > post.
>> > >
>> > > :-D
>> >
>> > Better idea, have a small FAQ quest and only answering correct brings you
>> > to subscription link.
>>
>> can you implement it? would be really funny :)
>> we could upload about 20-50 questiosn with 5 answers (1 bad 4 wrong) for
>> each, and user will get random 5-10 of them to be answered.
>>
>> at successfull answering he will get an "Certificated MPlayer User" :)
>> and he will be allowed to subscribe users list.
>>
>> same thing can be done for developers, but questions from tech/ section :)
>> (including cvs-howto :))
>>
>yes, now that we have php running it's no big thing.

Ahh, you are all so cool... 
I have a better idea. What about a small FAQ showing how to bring a mplayer developer to terms ?

Q: How to make a mplayer developer loose ist's native arrogance ?
A: Pick up and shake him 

Q: How to make him understand that angry responds to stupid questions will harm him more than the idiots ?
A: Pick up and shake him 

Q: How to make him understand that newbie != stupid ?
A: Pick up and shake him 

Q: How to teach him the right way to swing the RTFM axe ?
A: Pick up and shake him

Q: How to make him stop crying ?
A: Don't shake him.



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http://www.plig.net/things/

>>
>> A'rpi / Astral & ESP-team

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Stefan


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